Reasons Why Blogs Hurt Me

1. I came to the library today with the intention of working on RESEARCH not reading BLOGS.

2. Blogs come in colors that are much more fun to look at than journals.

3. Blogs are funny, laughing too hard hurts my ribs, and makes the baby punch my lungs.

4. Blogs make me question myself, being pregnant with raging hormones, its not good to read about how the rest of the world is making strides and progress while you can hardly roll yourself out of the bed (feelings of Gregor surface).

5. If I could stop blogging and reading blogs I could get home quicker, eat two huge veggie burgers w/ cheese and onions and relish, drink a ginger ale, watch TV and take a nap.